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Blondie on the Plane

Hello!

Another story for you, dear readers. Enjoy.

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here!”

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won’t move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here!”

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says “Oh, I’m Sorry, ” and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

“I told her First Class isn’t going to Houston.

Source: http://lingualeo.ru/jungle/1832

Thanks for visiting. Good luck and take care.

English Tek

It’s dark here…

Good afternoon, English learners, and welcome to our English Tech Blog.

Today we have a funny story for you. Have fun.


A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:

– It’s dark here.

– Yes it is.

– I’ve got a soccer ball.

– That’s nice.

– Do you want to buy it?

– No, thanks.

– My dad is outside.

– Ok, how much?

– 250 dollars.

After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:

– It’s dark here.

– Yes it is.

– I’ve got a soccer cleats.

Remembering what happened last time, man asks:

– How much?

– 750 dollars.

– Ok.

After few days, father says to his son:

– Lets go and play soccer.

– I can’t, I sold the ball and the cleats.

– How much did you get?

– 1000 dollars.

– That is terrible, how could you ask so much money…. that’s much more than they are worth. That’s a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.

Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:

– It’s dark here.

Priest:

– Don’t start with that shit again!!!

Original: http://lingualeo.ru/jungle/12634


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English Tek